Soothing Balmy Oils available now at your local veterinary office.
Is exactly right, balmy oils -- and snakey oils and magic beans. "Applied behind the ears and at points flanking the groin with the tip of a cat's tail at the quarter moon in a private south-sloping cemetery on our well-appointed grounds."
I am stealing this and sending it to my mom, who loves to annoy me by sending me stupid emails that she should be checking Snopes for.....
Sometimes I think mom's should never learn how to use the internet. (my apologies to all cool internet savvy moms)
I'd be pretty god damn scared of any oil that could cure both cancer AND piles :S
For a second I thought his name WAS Dr. Sanatorium and I was all "gosh but that's convenient."
Soothing balmy oils! I do aromatherapy & from now on anything I make for anyone is going to be called this!
Oh, my! I must let my husband know! It seems he has undergone six months of cancer treatment for nothing!