Ah this. You know, it's not like men smell like flowers down there either. Some balls wipes wouldn't hurt the world. xD
Musk can be manly perhaps, stink is just stink and left to fetishes. Or...dogs.

The Vagina Monologues has a line that goes, "Pussy should smell like pussy."
The truth is we all can get that "not so fresh" smell.
Ain't it funny how nothing in the perfume industry smells like that? Hm...guess no one wants e du gym socks. As well that such odor is not mentioned in hygiene products aimed at the opposite gender, even though that's a well-known fact. I don't know, or maybe women really do worry and think they should smell like roses everywhere?

Re: The truth is we all can get that "not so fresh" smell.
Probably has to do with boys simply being told to hit the shower and scrub up when too ripe while the girls go through years of lectures from their mothers specifically on feminine hygiene. I'll bet there isn't a woman out there who hasn't had the unhappy experience of having to bolt for home when certain "accidents" have occurred, thus the paranoia is definitely at a higher level. The manufactures and ad agencies grabbed that difference and ran with it.
Snozzberries!
Penisil?

Smegma Swipes?

I mean it causes the human papalova virus for heck's sake. Take some responsibility, protect yourself and clean that thing instead of (advertising) tricking underage and/or virginal women into getting hundred dollar shots from a gyno. Speaking of ridiculous ads.

Edited at 2009-06-01 11:20 pm (UTC)
Re: Snozzberries!
Bacteria, to keep it short, but I encourage you to look it up since, as you can see, the commercials that put a person into a state of fear, do nothing to explain it. Also, it is the female who has to worry as the fully negative consequences due to how it functions, but it is also easily avoidable, and many women won't even be affected (as the advertising again doesn't make it clear). And lastly, there are far more affordable ways to be treated than the typically television advertised product.

I happen to know this because aside from being a wise ass, I'm also a scientifically motivated person whose had to deal with the medical industry a great deal. I'm not an expert, but I remain curious.
Re: Snozzberries!
I know, because a snarky remark who probably only ever does it to themselves is total proof of that.
If you need a deodorizer for your vagina you need to see your doctor pronto.
The idea of an entire generation of women convinced they smelled like week-old tuna surprise!
What's with the text in the upper-left corner that says, "Found in Mom's Basement"?

Sounds like the text "Found in your grocer's freezer" that you sometimes see in other ads.
Well, where is it then? Her ankles? Her elbows? This ad is just too subtle.
Clearly I am not an attractive, nice-to-be-with woman. Man, it must be so depressing to worry about your bits.
Dear Mom, it's lonely here on Cooch Stank Island. I have made friends with the sea-grass. Unfortunately, lobstrosities have bit off my feet below the ankle. Tell all the people who exiled me to this hellish place that once I die from blood-loss, I will haunt their dreams, crotch-first. Love, Shirley.