01 June 2009 @ 10:00 pm

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Busty St.Clairi_get_stabby on June 1st, 2009 08:04 pm (UTC)
girlchild0aglowgirlchild0aglow on June 1st, 2009 08:25 pm (UTC)
I thought good bathing habits 'solved' vaginal odor.
☆: Hand - dirrrty <3theidolhands on June 1st, 2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
Ah this. You know, it's not like men smell like flowers down there either. Some balls wipes wouldn't hurt the world. xD
nokomarie: Gremlin kittynokomarie on June 1st, 2009 08:35 pm (UTC)
I thought it was supposed to be manly to stink.
☆: Hellboy - choicestheidolhands on June 1st, 2009 08:45 pm (UTC)
Musk can be manly perhaps, stink is just stink and left to fetishes. Or...dogs.

The Vagina Monologues has a line that goes, "Pussy should smell like pussy."
nokomarienokomarie on June 1st, 2009 08:48 pm (UTC)
:Sigh: Male crotches frequently smell like old gym socks.
☆: Humor - TOStheidolhands on June 1st, 2009 08:56 pm (UTC)
The truth is we all can get that "not so fresh" smell.
Ain't it funny how nothing in the perfume industry smells like that? Hm...guess no one wants e du gym socks. As well that such odor is not mentioned in hygiene products aimed at the opposite gender, even though that's a well-known fact. I don't know, or maybe women really do worry and think they should smell like roses everywhere?

nokomarienokomarie on June 1st, 2009 09:09 pm (UTC)
Re: The truth is we all can get that "not so fresh" smell.
Probably has to do with boys simply being told to hit the shower and scrub up when too ripe while the girls go through years of lectures from their mothers specifically on feminine hygiene. I'll bet there isn't a woman out there who hasn't had the unhappy experience of having to bolt for home when certain "accidents" have occurred, thus the paranoia is definitely at a higher level. The manufactures and ad agencies grabbed that difference and ran with it.
Miss October: Wonkamiss_october on June 1st, 2009 10:55 pm (UTC)
lol @ balls wipes
☆: Words - theidolhands on June 1st, 2009 11:19 pm (UTC)

Smegma Swipes?

I mean it causes the human papalova virus for heck's sake. Take some responsibility, protect yourself and clean that thing instead of (advertising) tricking underage and/or virginal women into getting hundred dollar shots from a gyno. Speaking of ridiculous ads.

Edited at 2009-06-01 11:20 pm (UTC)
Mynxgarden_hoe21 on June 2nd, 2009 01:49 am (UTC)
Re: Snozzberries!
What causes the human "papalova" virus?
ENDIFsquidb0i on June 2nd, 2009 02:01 am (UTC)
Re: Snozzberries!
papa lover?

☆: CatCF - OL (Inventing Room)theidolhands on June 2nd, 2009 04:25 am (UTC)
I just got this.
☆: Wonka - theidolhands on June 2nd, 2009 04:24 am (UTC)
Re: Snozzberries!
Bacteria, to keep it short, but I encourage you to look it up since, as you can see, the commercials that put a person into a state of fear, do nothing to explain it. Also, it is the female who has to worry as the fully negative consequences due to how it functions, but it is also easily avoidable, and many women won't even be affected (as the advertising again doesn't make it clear). And lastly, there are far more affordable ways to be treated than the typically television advertised product.

I happen to know this because aside from being a wise ass, I'm also a scientifically motivated person whose had to deal with the medical industry a great deal. I'm not an expert, but I remain curious.
Mynx: unpopulargarden_hoe21 on June 2nd, 2009 01:24 pm (UTC)
Re: Snozzberries!
You encourage me to look it up.
☆theidolhands on June 2nd, 2009 01:34 pm (UTC)
Yeah, to understand it. You asked. Nothing more implied.

reidreid on June 5th, 2009 01:23 am (UTC)
Re: Snozzberries!
"causes the human papalova virus"?
haha fail
☆: Words - smart alienstheidolhands on June 5th, 2009 05:35 am (UTC)
Re: Snozzberries!
I know, because a snarky remark who probably only ever does it to themselves is total proof of that.
☆theidolhands on June 5th, 2009 05:40 am (UTC)
For all future losers with no sense of humor and think they know everything.


Lots of other sites to look at as well.
and like this ad, the subject has gotten stale. 'kay thx bye.
reidreid on June 8th, 2009 02:02 am (UTC)
Re: Snozzberries!
what does that even mean?
reidreid on June 8th, 2009 02:02 am (UTC)
Re: Snozzberries!
obviously you haven't reviewed the spelling
☆theidolhands on June 8th, 2009 10:48 am (UTC)
get a fucking life.
reidreid on June 9th, 2009 06:48 pm (UTC)
Re: dude.
lol. you're fighting on livejournal.
☆theidolhands on June 9th, 2009 06:51 pm (UTC)
No you are.
kokosbollakokosbolla on June 2nd, 2009 07:32 am (UTC)
me too :)
Davesterarcata1 on June 1st, 2009 08:34 pm (UTC)
Jamiethatjamiegirl on June 1st, 2009 08:37 pm (UTC)
Sitting on all that sand when your hoo-hoo is "perspire-y" can NOT end well.
Jeaninemschilepepper on June 2nd, 2009 06:21 am (UTC)
Listen, if she WANTS to make pearls, who are we to judge her??
Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name?fynoda on June 8th, 2009 06:12 am (UTC)
Can I metaquote this?
Jeaninemschilepepper on June 8th, 2009 06:20 am (UTC)
Certainly! Thanks for thinking my comment was metaquoteworthy. :)
Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name?fynoda on June 8th, 2009 07:09 am (UTC)
It's like having your LJ cherry popped. Here ya go.
nokomarienokomarie on June 1st, 2009 08:38 pm (UTC)
If you need a deodorizer for your vagina you need to see your doctor pronto.
it's involuntarydel_ruby on June 1st, 2009 08:51 pm (UTC)
or if your vagina smells worse than your underarms! good god, these scare tactics...
nokomarienokomarie on June 1st, 2009 08:55 pm (UTC)
The idea of an entire generation of women convinced they smelled like week-old tuna surprise!
it's involuntarydel_ruby on June 2nd, 2009 12:08 am (UTC)
Thomas Irvinthomasirvin on June 1st, 2009 11:25 pm (UTC)
What's with the text in the upper-left corner that says, "Found in Mom's Basement"?

Sounds like the text "Found in your grocer's freezer" that you sometimes see in other ads.
bomb dot comglass_houses on June 2nd, 2009 12:54 am (UTC)
It's the name of the site where it came from.
eggplant, if you're nasty.eggplant on June 1st, 2009 11:42 pm (UTC)
"the most girl part of you."

infidel in the laundromat: and another thinggotham_syren on June 1st, 2009 11:57 pm (UTC)
No doubt a product named 'Pristeen' can also restore a girl's innocence.
Mynxgarden_hoe21 on June 2nd, 2009 01:44 am (UTC)
How is everyone able to read the text?
Miss October: MST3K - Troymiss_october on June 2nd, 2009 01:51 am (UTC)
I can barely see it, as well!
ENDIFsquidb0i on June 2nd, 2009 02:03 am (UTC)
In my bajynaz?

Citrus Thiefamiga500 on June 2nd, 2009 04:35 am (UTC)
Well, where is it then? Her ankles? Her elbows? This ad is just too subtle.
seamonkey_magsseamonkey_mags on June 2nd, 2009 07:06 pm (UTC)
Clearly I am not an attractive, nice-to-be-with woman. Man, it must be so depressing to worry about your bits.
hemlock_martini: white people are crazyhemlock_martini on June 2nd, 2009 07:14 pm (UTC)
Dear Mom, it's lonely here on Cooch Stank Island. I have made friends with the sea-grass. Unfortunately, lobstrosities have bit off my feet below the ankle. Tell all the people who exiled me to this hellish place that once I die from blood-loss, I will haunt their dreams, crotch-first. Love, Shirley.
Cyclone Struckitcyclonestruckit on June 3rd, 2009 03:49 pm (UTC)
I see a film: Escape From Cooch Stank Island.
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