Please, find out where your penis went, then put your clothes back on....
The guy in the middle has that little kid smile when they are told to smile for the picture but all they do is show their teeth.
Being cold when you don't have to be.
That's dumb.

And I think the little text below that says "Uncle Sid ... chooses Jac Knitting!" but I don't know who "uncle Sid" is so it seems quite non sequitur.