Oh no! Only sophisticated gardeners need plant such a a carrot, yes? Is that not sophisticated seed (hint: the tophat)?
That reminds me...
Have you ever read the proof that Sir Winston Churchill was a carrot? I think it was in a book called Zero.
Here are a couple. Sorry about logos.

"Obesity. Since I am nourished, my waistcoat becomes too narrow." French advertising for fertilizer.


pasta gone wild