ZZ Top: "'Cuz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man."

Frederick's of Hollywood: "'Cuz every guy's crazy 'bout a sharp pressed gland."
Blow-up bras? Wow...I'd never seen that before. I never have figured out the appeal of pointy bras. Haha.
*blows into an empty potato chip packet*

*slaps the blown-up packet between both hands*
I can't help but wonder what would happen if a woman wearing one of these bras suddenly ran into a wall or tripped and fell on her face. Would her bra explode?