13 December 2009 @ 05:26 pm
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Catharsissscatharsisss on December 13th, 2009 09:34 am (UTC)
Everything about this ad is gross.
R is for Raygunkleenexwoman on December 13th, 2009 09:43 am (UTC)
I do not believe that that is real stubble.
Becbecstar216 on December 14th, 2009 10:49 am (UTC)
I was about to post, he's not old enough to have stubble!!
Foxie: hurrrfoxbaby on December 13th, 2009 09:59 am (UTC)
I made the same face as my kid in my icon when I saw this

80s, I am disappoint
right here, my furry canadian: fnl - we don't do footballinkdot on December 13th, 2009 10:01 am (UTC)
His "stubble" looks like the stubble they painted on some Ken dolls to make them look badass or something.
Cameron: YUSS?cwinnipeg on December 13th, 2009 10:09 am (UTC)
well if it's designed for the "rock & roll" crowd, I'm there peach fuzz and all!

No, wait... eww, no. No. This jacket is more disgusting than Meg Ryans' lips. Was this a rejected Ken Doll design? Yuck.
Feòrag Fearsithefeorag on December 13th, 2009 10:30 am (UTC)
...complete with pink triangle on the back!
i program robots to make them lieneptunenobody on December 14th, 2009 03:09 am (UTC)
it'd just look stupid without it. ;)
Melissa M Bakermoustacherides on December 13th, 2009 12:23 pm (UTC)
words cannot express how amazing this is.
BNKTOP: бабушкаbnktop on December 13th, 2009 12:53 pm (UTC)
P'shaw: War Kittens?pshaw_raven on December 13th, 2009 01:16 pm (UTC)
This is so wrong it may have divided by zero.
The KGB is available to answer your questions.purplesocks on December 13th, 2009 01:21 pm (UTC)
Because there's nothing more a teenager wants than a jacket decorated in Tulip paints.
Mousegirl: LOL!!!minniemousegirl on December 13th, 2009 01:44 pm (UTC)
Have you all missed the artistry in creating this?

"Designer Metallic paint used in specific areas looks almost like leather. Small pieces of ordinary craft chain are stitched on the yoke, pocket flaps and jacket back. A variety of nailheads add interest and some freehand lettering on the jacket bottom completes the youthful design of this jacket."

I wondered if this guy still had this jacket intact when he got to the end of the hall at school! I can see those chains getting hooked or popped real quick! LOL!
Sandysp23 on December 13th, 2009 01:47 pm (UTC)
That poor kid would have the snot kicked out of him if he showed up at school wearing that thing. And the fact that he looks like George Michael's younger brother wouldn't help him.
pequeno baby do meu coraçãoifeelicky on December 13th, 2009 01:52 pm (UTC)
i don't know the parenthood between george michael and the followills of kings of leon, but i'm sure this guy is the singer, caleb.
.: daliviens_avec_moi on December 13th, 2009 02:50 pm (UTC)
I so need this thing in my life.
E♥: bert and bobwhoseline_wlsc on December 13th, 2009 03:08 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry, but the metallic paint doesn't look at all like leather to me. The jacket looks OK for a girl, but definitely not a guy!
Miss Octobermiss_october on December 13th, 2009 03:32 pm (UTC)
The 'stubble' is even funnier than the jacket. He looks....12?
Kristina with a Ktanwen on December 13th, 2009 03:59 pm (UTC)
"Just perfect for a teenage boy."

A teenage boy who likes getting the crap kicked out of him on a daily basis.
Christinesovereignann on December 14th, 2009 06:59 am (UTC)
You know someone's grandmother saw this is Parade Magazine and thought it would be a great gift.

Edited at 2009-12-14 07:01 am (UTC)
Man Writing Slash: deansperkynippleswrite_light on December 13th, 2009 04:00 pm (UTC)
This kid got picked up at a bus station by a pornographer the SECOND he arrived in LA. And then I saw him in this gay porn where he was playing a kid getting picked up at a bus station.
Natasha Ivanovna Manteca Van Spluutlionex92 on December 13th, 2009 04:44 pm (UTC)
Seeing a twelve-year old kid with what looks like a three-day beard is rather disturbing. Even more so in combination with the jacket.
Al Bearalbear on December 13th, 2009 05:04 pm (UTC)
And at around this time (early early 1990's) This was also cool, Ear ring magic Ken! ;)

Al Bearalbear on December 13th, 2009 05:06 pm (UTC)
Ear ring, purple leather jacket, fishnet purple shirt. Not gay at all! I wonder how Barbie didn't notice :P
MABH: Astreajtaylor2 on December 13th, 2009 05:28 pm (UTC)
I think I vaguely remember this doll - sooo cool at the time! :D

I swear I've seen guys like this in Vancouver, scary enough.
The Woman in Purple: rainbow barsrainbow_goddess on December 13th, 2009 06:35 pm (UTC)
This is exactly what this ad made me think of. Earring magic Ken, the gay Ken doll.
i program robots to make them lieneptunenobody on December 14th, 2009 03:00 am (UTC)
argh i want this!
robingal1: Awesome merobingal1 on December 15th, 2009 02:27 am (UTC)
Oh! I stole that doll from my sister when i was a kid!
That and "Totally hair" Ken doll. He was so Rad!
ZiggyMegziggymeg on December 13th, 2009 06:41 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty sure they drew that stubble on. Perhaps he's going for the George Michaels look?
Thomas Irvinthomasirvin on December 13th, 2009 08:11 pm (UTC)
I'd like to point out that he's also wearing two belts at the same time.
Christinesovereignann on December 14th, 2009 07:02 am (UTC)
"Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl."
i program robots to make them lieneptunenobody on December 23rd, 2009 09:28 am (UTC)
hahahaha this is great.
outsdroutsdr on December 14th, 2009 06:28 pm (UTC)
This is the most amazing gay thing I've ever seen ... and I'm gay. I wouldn't wear this jacket if it had a stenciled Harley logo on the back in black & gold glitter.

Ok, maybe then I would.
i program robots to make them lieneptunenobody on December 23rd, 2009 09:28 am (UTC)
it pains me slightly to admit this in a public forum... but i would actually wear that jacket. i think it's beautifully hideous.
iluvwhtchix on December 23rd, 2009 05:43 am (UTC)
Josh is that you?
This kid's fake stubble looks as terrible as Sabrina the Teenage Witch's boyfriend Josh's painted on facial hair. It was a sad attempt to try and make him (Josh) look like a "bad boy." It only made me laugh.
i program robots to make them lieneptunenobody on December 23rd, 2009 09:27 am (UTC)
Re: Josh is that you?
omg, sabrina!
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