Allllllright! The ladies say poly-YES-ter! Gettin' down with the guaranteed sex on your wedding night! Whoa-hoo BABY! Tailoring and garment tech mojo achieving what native horniness, sanctified conjugal obligation or quack aphrodisiac notions NEVER ever could.
I'm leaning towards my issue with the jacket.
Do I have to wear the oversized bow tie and ruffles, too?
So really, either sex, or just standing around naked in your socks.