Back in the old days, margarine was packaged with the spready stuff separate from a dye pack, and you'd have to smash them together to get the yellow color distributed. I expect most people didn't usually have such a crazed look on their faces while doing it, though.
"Everyone's pal" looks like she's wearing her stockings backwards.
if you're everyone's pal you would be taking off, putting on your stockings so much it would be a distinct possibility they could be backwards every once in awhile...
I love how sanitizing the tapeworms makes them perfectly healthy to consume.
sanitised tape worms

My first reaction was: "GROSS! "

My second was: "I wonder if they work?"