Jordache jeans ad, 1980s
"I hate my mother; she's so much prettier than me."
"Have you ever seen her mother?"
"I have; I'm hoping she'll be divorced before I'm out of school."
"I found an old picture of her from when she was my age."
"Was she hot?"
"No…she was kind of short like me…with freckles and a little bit overweight."
"Kind of like you?"
"Exactly like me."