14 December 2010 @ 11:21 am
That something must really be something  

Time, March 17, 1941
 
 
 
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Miss Tiamisstia on December 14th, 2010 05:53 pm (UTC)
i thought her hair looked like ho-hos!
Aegis J. Hyena: King Krushaj_hyena on December 14th, 2010 06:02 pm (UTC)
Not ho-hos... leeches.
The American Girl Who Likes Wearing Beretsmystical_chickn on December 15th, 2010 04:34 am (UTC)
OMG, I was thinking "is that her hair, or are leeches covering her head?"
Hootie McBoobshootie_mcboobs on December 14th, 2010 06:10 pm (UTC)
It looks like he closed his eyes too late, where she is poking him appears to already be turning to stone.
Dewisantelric_dewisant on December 14th, 2010 07:11 pm (UTC)
Oh, no! The Gay Agenda Fairy has recruited another one to the dark side. So much for Don't Ask, Don't Tell protecting us.

I'm gay, so it's OK. :P

Seriously, though. Those eyes creep me *right* out. I just may have nightmares, tonight.
suzycatsuzycat on December 15th, 2010 11:55 am (UTC)
I didn't even notice the hair. I was too busy thinking "BRAAAIIINS!'
Last man in Big Magnetpetalbentdevil on December 15th, 2010 02:32 pm (UTC)
Just spit out my drink.
vintagegirlvintagegirlnh on December 14th, 2010 05:27 pm (UTC)
why is she poking him?
Brandoch Dahaticktockman on December 14th, 2010 06:01 pm (UTC)
He's been promoted to corporal (from private) and she's got her finger on his new stripes, of which he is very proud.

*daha*
vintagegirlvintagegirlnh on December 14th, 2010 06:05 pm (UTC)
Ohhhhhhh, my father and grandfather would be irritated with me right now lol.
my_hypocrisymy_hypocrisy on December 14th, 2010 05:38 pm (UTC)
That illustration is hilarious!
E♥: Bert Convy: with Bob Barkerwhoseline_wlsc on December 14th, 2010 05:41 pm (UTC)
Man, those eyes are about the creepiest thing I've ever seen!
corridor7fcorridor7f on December 14th, 2010 05:56 pm (UTC)
Dear lord.
Leo Princessleoprincess on December 14th, 2010 05:56 pm (UTC)
Yea...it's not just tobacco in those cigarettes. That's for damn sure!
Opinyunz. I haz dem.: Wink Ladyhannahsarah on December 14th, 2010 06:14 pm (UTC)
My first thought was "PCP?"
pikkewyntjiepikkewyntjie on December 14th, 2010 06:40 pm (UTC)
The guy smokes the cigarettes, but his girlfriend prefers the stuff they make at the trailer park off Route 59. Her name's Elizabeth, but they just call her Crystal Beth now.
phyrbyrdphyrbyrd on December 14th, 2010 06:27 pm (UTC)
Holy shit, for a moment there I thought that was supposed to be a robot. With metal hair and a glowing power source on the top of her head or something. I'm still not convinced I'm wrong...
Hello unknown guestbrinylon on December 14th, 2010 06:42 pm (UTC)
She died from lung cancer and came back as a zombie?
Singe Addams: Martians kidnap Santa Claus!singeaddams on December 15th, 2010 12:55 am (UTC)
OT
I dearly love your icon!
Hello unknown guestbrinylon on December 15th, 2010 09:38 am (UTC)
Re: OT
It's TRUE you know XD
Last man in Big Magnetpetalbentdevil on December 14th, 2010 06:56 pm (UTC)
Is that 'something new' Peyote? 'Cause...Jeepers.
Jane: Fairyland - Nettlejanenx01 on December 14th, 2010 06:59 pm (UTC)
Jeepers, creepers!
Where'd you get those peepers?
Jeepers, creepers!
Where'd you get those eyes!
Last man in Big Magnetpetalbentdevil on December 14th, 2010 07:17 pm (UTC)
Every single time I hear that song, I picture the creature from Jeepers Creepers 1&2 doing the Charleston.
Leo Princessleoprincess on December 15th, 2010 03:59 am (UTC)
And so will I after this.
Last man in Big Magnetpetalbentdevil on December 15th, 2010 02:25 pm (UTC)
Then my work here is done.




: D
The American Girl Who Likes Wearing Beretsmystical_chickn on December 15th, 2010 04:46 am (UTC)
I always think of this one thing from either Sesame Street or 321 Contact in the '80s, with that song playing in a video of animals with huge eyes. I think I remember an owl and a... bush baby? I think that's what they're called.
The American Girl Who Likes Wearing Beretsmystical_chickn on December 15th, 2010 04:56 am (UTC)
FOUND IT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImohsoewRD4

:D (and it was 321 Contact)
Anne LionsAnne Lions on December 15th, 2010 08:50 am (UTC)
Woo! 3-2-1 Contact!
Last man in Big Magnetpetalbentdevil on December 15th, 2010 02:27 pm (UTC)
Oh, that tree frooooog.
Last man in Big Magnetpetalbentdevil on December 15th, 2010 02:23 pm (UTC)
Well that just sounds adorable. *googles*
smelyoko: Black Star bloodysmelyoko on December 14th, 2010 07:11 pm (UTC)
Oh jeez, cannot unsee ;A;
murakozi: pornovisionmurakozi on December 14th, 2010 07:13 pm (UTC)
Holy cow! Apparently the "something new" is speed, angle dust, or whatever it is they use to turn people into zombies. Or a combination of all three.
Last man in Big Magnetpetalbentdevil on December 15th, 2010 02:28 pm (UTC)
Puffer fish toxin?
bibliographic specialistbib_specialist on December 14th, 2010 07:17 pm (UTC)
Although this was several months before Pearl Harbor, it's apparent that everybody knew they were going to be in the war sooner or later.
pikkewyntjiepikkewyntjie on December 14th, 2010 07:33 pm (UTC)
12/7 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

(Just kidding! I couldn't resist.)
koneko_wishkoneko_wish on December 14th, 2010 08:28 pm (UTC)
I'm a stranger here myself: Lion In Winter- I Knowpimpmytardis on December 14th, 2010 07:41 pm (UTC)
Yeesh, I think HALLUCINOGENS have been added!
Silmaril: Blinkitysilmaril on December 14th, 2010 08:52 pm (UTC)
oooookay.

*edging slowly away*
noluck_bostonnoluck_boston on December 14th, 2010 09:05 pm (UTC)
Gold Digger
That is a gold digging Zombie?
corridor7fcorridor7f on December 14th, 2010 09:36 pm (UTC)
Could it be that the original ad had her illustrated with her eyes closed and someone drew pupils on her eyelids at a later time?

Either way - that ain't right.
Pseydtonne: Heyo!pseydtonne on December 15th, 2010 05:47 am (UTC)
The more I look at it (because I can't... look... away...), the more I agree with you.
suzycatsuzycat on December 15th, 2010 11:59 am (UTC)
Not unless they added the lashes too. 40s makeup wouldn't have looked that way. I'd expect much thicker, lusher lashes on the cheeks if that were so.
Ashley!  It's Unisex!randomneses on December 15th, 2010 01:48 am (UTC)
Creepy
~M~je_reviens on December 15th, 2010 05:37 am (UTC)
Something New = Zombie Syphillis
Laura Arroyokitkatkrisp on December 15th, 2010 07:04 am (UTC)

O_O
Anne LionsAnne Lions on December 15th, 2010 08:51 am (UTC)
I'm going to have nightmares now. Thanks.
Jenajena on December 17th, 2010 03:45 am (UTC)
I love that this has been featured on BoingBoing.

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/12/14/old-gold-cigs-will-m.html
Pipbeetle_breath on December 17th, 2010 05:11 pm (UTC)
sweet zombie jesus!
bluemoonbluemoontide on December 18th, 2010 01:52 pm (UTC)
Reefer Madness!
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