A raging beast with nothing to hide... ([info]bolddeciever) wrote in [info]vintage_ads,
2007-02-24 15:52:00
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You want me to put radium WHERE?




More from the company's brochure:

Weak Discouraged Men!
Now Bubble Over with Joyous Vitality Through the Use of Glands and Radium

". . . properly functioning glands make themselves known in a quick, brisk step, mental alertness and the ability to live and love in the fullest sense of the word . . . A man must be in a bad way indeed to sit back and be satisfied without the pleasures that are his birthright! . . . Try them and see what good results you get!"

More radium-related quackery here.

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  • 12 comments

[info]freezer818

February 25 2007, 00:27:00 UTC 5 years ago

Oh, radioactivity! Was there anything you couldn't do?

(Don't mind the ass cancer! The great sex will be worth it!)

[info]erinfondue

February 25 2007, 03:18:37 UTC 5 years ago

ack! that's almost as good as putting lysol in your vagina! oh, what lengths won't people go to...

[info]hexeldorf

February 25 2007, 04:54:08 UTC 5 years ago

Mmmmmmm, cocoa butter base! Mmmmmmmm, sexually weak men.

Also splendid for piles and rectal sores!!!

Lovely Saturday night contribution.

[info]drhoz

February 25 2007, 08:09:02 UTC 5 years ago

doesn't radiation make things big? Or give you superpowers?

[info]bolddeciever

February 25 2007, 20:13:34 UTC 5 years ago

Sadly, no... in real life, if it' strong enough/persistent enough to have an effect, the only super powers it gives you are cancer and death.

[info]drhoz

February 25 2007, 21:16:50 UTC 5 years ago

I am CANCER-MAN! Able to blah blah blah... I was being ironic, anyway - and quoting the Simpsons :)

[info]angstzeit

February 25 2007, 12:13:35 UTC 5 years ago

How can she turn you down if it is glowing?

[info]rainbowdreams12

February 25 2007, 20:10:40 UTC 5 years ago

ROFL, you win! xD

[info]ariella4ever

February 25 2007, 17:21:48 UTC 5 years ago

I wonder what magazine this came from and what year. wow. ick.wow...ick....

[info]chrisbert

February 25 2007, 22:20:03 UTC 5 years ago

"Put your glow stick away." ;-)

[info]bluebellrock

February 27 2007, 15:33:24 UTC 5 years ago

His birthright! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[info]lsdiamond

March 11 2008, 17:50:32 UTC 4 years ago

Your icon is teh <3
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