Contest Entry: FLORIDA! It never ends!
"Where sunshine and relaxation are yours to enjoy on any normal budget." ???
A Florida Vacation Never Ends: It NEVER EVER ENDS.
* the snide italics: "enjoying all of the other summer sports and recreation that crowd Florida's winter calendar"
* the firepit in a park?
* "gay, fantastic nights"
* happy, pre-skin-cancer, redheaded (stepchildren?) of a deep brunette and a bottle blonde.
* "right now, you're probably enjoying winter-grown Florida celery..." XP
* and you'll go home "feeling like a sun-tanned million dollars"!
And you will RELIVE, OVER AND OVER, the pleasure-filled hours of your Florida holiday. You will REALIZE, TIME AND AGAIN, that your Florida vacation has been good for you.