07 August 2011 @ 03:30 pm
Ultra Brite Toothpaste  

 

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*leahtaur on August 7th, 2011 08:34 pm (UTC)
"You got a real purdy mouth."
E♥: Bert Convy: Tee hee!whoseline_wlsc on August 7th, 2011 09:59 pm (UTC)
I first saw "kickiest taste" as "kinkiest taste" hahaha.
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Neville Longbottom, sekrit badass: DB13: Fistbump by entwashianchicklet_girl on August 8th, 2011 04:56 pm (UTC)
DING DING DING, we have a winner! We just need your address so we can deliver your shiny new internet.
Dianetsuki_no_hana on August 7th, 2011 10:44 pm (UTC)
I am not sure that mouth has sex appeal.
That mouth looks like it is going to bite my dick off.

I guess some people are into that...
noluck_bostonnoluck_boston on August 7th, 2011 10:54 pm (UTC)
That's not a young Susan Lucci?
Mrs Emy H.: DAMN SAUCY!!!song_of_copper on August 8th, 2011 09:11 am (UTC)
Hmm, I'm concerned about the side effects! With new improved jaw-dislocating ultra-brite she sure can 'open wide' but it seems she is now unable to close her mouth ever again... :-\
pikkewyntjie: frahm with dogpikkewyntjie on August 8th, 2011 02:30 pm (UTC)
Since she's a cheerleader, that's actually a benefit. She has the whole team to service, you know. Except for the kicker. There's something "funny" about him.
Mrs Emy H.: disdainful domination!song_of_copper on August 9th, 2011 09:11 am (UTC)
Ha! ;-P Doubtless she'll be on the Listerine before and after, too; ladies mustn't 'offend'... XD
murakozi: pornovisionmurakozi on August 8th, 2011 02:03 pm (UTC)
The larger pic on the right would indicate that Ultra Brite is a quality Joker Brand product.
pikkewyntjie: after 70pikkewyntjie on August 8th, 2011 02:27 pm (UTC)
So sexy even the toothpaste is turned on. Why didn't they go all out and show some white stuff squirting out the tip?

I guess "extra-strength" means it removes semen residue more effectively than their regular brand.
vp19: goldie hawnvp19 on August 8th, 2011 03:31 pm (UTC)
"How The Cheerleader Bedded The Quarterback."*

* then forced a shotgun marriage after becoming pregnant by him
Pipbeetle_breath on August 9th, 2011 09:57 pm (UTC)
the better to bite it off
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