29 November 2011 @ 12:59 am
Who IS that man with the huge ... cigar?  
Okay, I admit, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.  But when they're boasting that it's seventeen percent bigger than other cigars?  That's not subtext.  That's text.

It's so ... big.

(Life, December 20th, 1943.)
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Bob: pink rockbadgerpdx on November 29th, 2011 08:02 am (UTC)
The difference between an "Oooohh" and an "OHHHHHHH!"
TeaRoses: Reproductive2 by _snitchbitchrosehiptea on November 29th, 2011 08:42 am (UTC)
He is... the most interesting man in the world.

Size and shape for every taste, bondage girls!
Linda: Wrong Thingslindapendant on November 29th, 2011 09:27 am (UTC)
I bet he's just some guy with the right look for a cigar ad...
Adrianne Boudreauadrianneb78239 on November 29th, 2011 09:56 am (UTC)
LOL. Sexual innuendo FTW!
Ed: Annie Wilkesnjbearcub1 on November 29th, 2011 10:23 am (UTC)
My fave part might be the woman's fingers held apart, next to the EXTREMELY phallic cigar tip, making the "this big" gesture.
Ejia Arath: ur flavr iz deelishusejia_arath03 on November 29th, 2011 11:12 am (UTC)
I love the girls.

"Gentlemen, as you can see, we're a bit busy to entertain you. But do leave those cigars."
cuddyclothes: Curves Cause Troublecuddyclothes on November 29th, 2011 05:18 pm (UTC)
"Oooo, pick me!"
"Pick me, Mr. Big Cigar man!""
"No, pick me!!"
"I need a man with a really big cigar, pick me!"
"I'm barely holding them back! Pick one and get this over with!"
한국 사람이 아니다talonvaki on November 29th, 2011 06:51 pm (UTC)
Oooh! I know who he is! The Monopoly man on his way up!
superfan1superfan1 on November 29th, 2011 07:19 pm (UTC)

Neville Longbottom, sekrit badass: Actors: Cary Grant by nightingaledieschicklet_girl on November 30th, 2011 01:46 am (UTC)
Please take note of these EXTREMELY POWERFUL occupations:

Munitions Maker.

Wait, dramatist? Like, not even Ziegfeld, who at least was surrounded by pretty showgirls all the time.

(Sad but true: The finger-illustration also is accurate for... something else. Ahem.)
pikkewyntjiepikkewyntjie on November 30th, 2011 02:04 am (UTC)
The preferred cigar of White House interns everywhere. (Just pretend it's 1998 and this joke isn't as stale as the smoke these cigars left behind, okay?)
murakozi: pornovisionmurakozi on November 30th, 2011 01:06 pm (UTC)
I'm impressed. Somehow he's managing to smoke his cigar without having cut the end.
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