07 December 2011 @ 12:34 pm
 
Benson Barrett, 1970
 
 
 
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TeaRoses: Readrosehiptea on December 7th, 2011 09:23 pm (UTC)
You think they're still looking? I can write a short paragraph like nobody's business!

(But the guy in the ad looks awfully depressed about the whole thing.)
pikkewyntjiepikkewyntjie on December 7th, 2011 09:31 pm (UTC)
Short paragraphs? No way! That dude is definitely the 8,000 page single-spaced manifesto type. The 350 pages that linked the Kennedy "assassination" to 9-11 (never happened!) were particularly scintillating. It's all a conspiracy, man!
cuddyclothescuddyclothes on December 7th, 2011 09:43 pm (UTC)
THIS
superfan1superfan1 on December 8th, 2011 12:57 am (UTC)
This and motto.
Man Writing Slash: readmeaslashficwrite_light on December 7th, 2011 10:27 pm (UTC)
*is suspicious*

And I kept reading the first three lines as "trained monkey", like three times.
Ejia Arath: NYANejia_arath03 on December 7th, 2011 11:45 pm (UTC)
Short paragraphs? What, like, ransom letters?
Geek Queen: chuck casey peeks out1geek_queen on December 8th, 2011 12:36 am (UTC)
The man in the ad looks a little like Drew Carey with a moustache.
Ed: Can of Wormsnjbearcub1 on December 8th, 2011 12:52 am (UTC)
Someone made money writing that short paragraph.
TudorLadytudorlady on December 8th, 2011 05:30 am (UTC)
Does anyone know what these short paragraohs were actually used for? Other than to place more ads to get people to write short paragraphs?

Also: I concur -- that guy definitely is the manifesto-writing type. Either that or bad beat poetry.
Opinyunz. I haz dem.: Kid on pidgeonhannahsarah on December 8th, 2011 06:18 am (UTC)
Learn to write. Three word sentences. No experience needed. We train you.

Dear lord, it's nearly a haiku!
murakozi: pornovisionmurakozi on December 8th, 2011 01:06 pm (UTC)
See, this is why
I don't make any
money with my para-
graphs. I've been
doing it wrong. My
para-graphs
are far too
wide and the
words don't
get bro-
ken up between mul-
tiple lines.
KatieKatieBoBatie: pic#107808272imweirdlikethat on December 8th, 2011 07:23 pm (UTC)
This is pretty much my journalism professor and class. :/
Shazaga!voodoodollyiii on December 9th, 2011 12:59 am (UTC)
"I'll show you what to write and where...in my basement, chained to my wall, while you fulfill my paragraph fetish".
murakozi: pornovisionmurakozi on December 9th, 2011 01:12 pm (UTC)
It hyphenates the words or it gets the hose again!

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