So once Bill's gone, hopefully she won't pick up another douche-bag.
Just once, I'd like to see an ad for cock-wash. Whoever said that doesn't stink too?
No No No. You've got it all wrong!

When a *woman* has any sort of smell 'down there,' it's icky and nasty and she should feel horribly ashamed. She should also douse her hoochie with Lysol, Zonite and flowery 'hygiene spray'

When a *man* has any sort of smell 'down there,' it's "masculine" and highly attractive!

she looks like she's gonna grab him by his balls if he doesn't tell her wtf his problem is

and if I were her, I'd grab em and rip em off
"An offense greater than body odor or bad breath- an odor she may not detect herself but is so apparent to other people."

Yes ladies, no one knows your body better than other people.

People back in the 30's were so wise... :D
On the other hand, it does imply that he was putting his face somewhere near there, which seems...progressive. It's just that his willingness to go downtown conflicts with his general jerkwaddery.
A few minutes later:

"What's wrong, dear?"

"Honey, I can smell your crotch from outside the front door."

"You think your penis smells like gardenias? Guess again, buttmunch!"

Another lovely evening at the Larson's.
The argument continues: "Oh, really, Bill? Is that thing you can't mention involve hanging out at the rest stop? Well, in that case, take a bottle of this and this thing. Just change the tip and it doubles as an enema bag. I don't want you to bring anything home to me."

Okay, even if not, think about it. If it "destroys, dissolves and removes odor-causing waste substances," I think it's clear we're not talking about vaginal intercourse anymore.

"Sorry, hon, it's difficult to tell your little wifey that her smell has now turned him to the other team."
If your business is so stank then you need to get your ass to a doctor because that's just not normal.
Fountain syringe...I have never heard that one before.

Edited at 2011-12-09 02:20 am (UTC)
I went toward other fountains: I'm seeing a soda-jerk in white uniform and hat and black bow tie, cheerfully holding up a fountain syringe behind the counter at Rexall or Schwab's. "How about a raspberry lime rickey and vag no-more-icky?"
I gotta wonder how the world got populated with all that crotch stink before Zonite? There must have been no charm.
"And Zonite has such a soothing effect and promptly helps relieve any itching or burning."

Um, I don't think douching will completely help with that.