08 December 2011 @ 01:08 pm
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Disco citizen: Packersteamrodent on December 8th, 2011 11:09 pm (UTC)
So once Bill's gone, hopefully she won't pick up another douche-bag.
TeaRoses: Black Jack by skycatcherrosehiptea on December 8th, 2011 11:29 pm (UTC)
Over in one...
한국 사람이 아니다: LOLtalonvaki on December 9th, 2011 12:13 am (UTC)
Oh, snap!
realpestilence: aelfsiden's win!realpestilence on December 9th, 2011 01:16 am (UTC)
Geek Queen: chuck casey peeks out1geek_queen on December 9th, 2011 06:27 am (UTC)
gatepromisegatepromise on December 8th, 2011 11:23 pm (UTC)
Just once, I'd like to see an ad for cock-wash. Whoever said that doesn't stink too?
Snow: sweptawaybayousweptawaybayou on December 9th, 2011 12:02 am (UTC)
THIS. so much this. :)
1islandinthesea: Parakeet1islandinthesea on December 9th, 2011 12:48 am (UTC)
There's your ticket to big $$$$ right there!
Erin Edman Washkoleela_avery on December 9th, 2011 02:16 am (UTC)
The phrase that works for me is "taint scrub."
cuddyclothes: Bearcuddyclothes on December 9th, 2011 02:26 am (UTC)
foolishfiddlerfoolishfiddler on December 9th, 2011 02:47 am (UTC)
murakozi: pornovisionmurakozi on December 9th, 2011 04:33 pm (UTC)
No No No. You've got it all wrong!

When a *woman* has any sort of smell 'down there,' it's icky and nasty and she should feel horribly ashamed. She should also douse her hoochie with Lysol, Zonite and flowery 'hygiene spray'

When a *man* has any sort of smell 'down there,' it's "masculine" and highly attractive!

Pipbeetle_breath on December 8th, 2011 11:29 pm (UTC)
she looks like she's gonna grab him by his balls if he doesn't tell her wtf his problem is

and if I were her, I'd grab em and rip em off
cellar_closetcellar_closet on December 8th, 2011 11:29 pm (UTC)
"An offense greater than body odor or bad breath- an odor she may not detect herself but is so apparent to other people."

Yes ladies, no one knows your body better than other people.

People back in the 30's were so wise... :D
Nicoleetinterrapax on December 8th, 2011 11:35 pm (UTC)
On the other hand, it does imply that he was putting his face somewhere near there, which seems...progressive. It's just that his willingness to go downtown conflicts with his general jerkwaddery.
pikkewyntjie: after 70pikkewyntjie on December 9th, 2011 01:03 am (UTC)
Yeah, I hate it when I get cholera and typhoid of the vagina.
Eishäschen.fridgedicebunny on December 9th, 2011 12:19 am (UTC)
These are really interesting sociologically...

cuddyclothes: Surprised Chasecuddyclothes on December 9th, 2011 12:20 am (UTC)
A few minutes later:

"What's wrong, dear?"

"Honey, I can smell your crotch from outside the front door."

"You think your penis smells like gardenias? Guess again, buttmunch!"

Another lovely evening at the Larson's.
luke_russellluke_russell on December 9th, 2011 12:42 am (UTC)
germs = sperms ????
pikkewyntjiepikkewyntjie on December 9th, 2011 01:13 am (UTC)
The argument continues: "Oh, really, Bill? Is that thing you can't mention involve hanging out at the rest stop? Well, in that case, take a bottle of this and this thing. Just change the tip and it doubles as an enema bag. I don't want you to bring anything home to me."

Okay, even if not, think about it. If it "destroys, dissolves and removes odor-causing waste substances," I think it's clear we're not talking about vaginal intercourse anymore.
hutchloverhutchlover on December 9th, 2011 01:17 am (UTC)

"Sorry, hon, it's difficult to tell your little wifey that her smell has now turned him to the other team."
bomb dot com: fob pete do not wantglass_houses on December 9th, 2011 01:26 am (UTC)
If your business is so stank then you need to get your ass to a doctor because that's just not normal.
Amyafranjes on December 9th, 2011 02:20 am (UTC)
Fountain syringe...I have never heard that one before.

Edited at 2011-12-09 02:20 am (UTC)
cuddyclothescuddyclothes on December 9th, 2011 02:25 am (UTC)
It's pretty, and it lights up at night!
murakozi: pornovisionmurakozi on December 9th, 2011 01:04 pm (UTC)
Wow. It's like the Bellagio, only in her crotch!
cuddyclothescuddyclothes on December 9th, 2011 07:35 pm (UTC)
bzul: contbzul on December 9th, 2011 05:53 pm (UTC)
I went toward other fountains: I'm seeing a soda-jerk in white uniform and hat and black bow tie, cheerfully holding up a fountain syringe behind the counter at Rexall or Schwab's. "How about a raspberry lime rickey and vag no-more-icky?"
herbadnessherbadness on December 9th, 2011 03:45 am (UTC)
I gotta wonder how the world got populated with all that crotch stink before Zonite? There must have been no charm.
Geek Queen: chuck casey peeks out1geek_queen on December 9th, 2011 06:48 am (UTC)
"And Zonite has such a soothing effect and promptly helps relieve any itching or burning."

Um, I don't think douching will completely help with that.
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