02 March 2012 @ 07:24 am
Davis Gelatine / The Call of Cthulhull-o  
From the Davis Gelatine Recipe Book... it calls to you.

Full size  2840x2081 I dare you.

From here:

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TeaRoses: Lara Croft gunrosehiptea on March 2nd, 2012 03:34 pm (UTC)

Oh dear G-d that first one. It even has legs to crawl at me with. Make it die.
Cindycindyanne1 on March 2nd, 2012 04:02 pm (UTC)

/runs away screaming
Singe Addams: Gar Traumasingeaddams on March 2nd, 2012 03:36 pm (UTC)
Allow me to say yes and also AAAAIIIIIIIIGH!!!
realpestilence: creepy batman made & shared by evil_grinrealpestilence on March 2nd, 2012 03:44 pm (UTC)
WTF, indeed.
Lardvarkcionaudha on March 2nd, 2012 03:45 pm (UTC)
From the finest chefs in R'lyeh to your suburban table!
arcane_nitehawkarcane_nitehawk on March 2nd, 2012 04:14 pm (UTC)

But oh gods no.
Ed: Abner! Come look!njbearcub1 on March 2nd, 2012 04:30 pm (UTC)
Your finest find.

Not only for the lobster claws that make it mobile, but also for its multi-eyed minions surrounding it, with the unhatched olive eggs ready to be embedded into victims.
Mala: Pipa13oct on March 2nd, 2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
Ogross. This reminds me of something out of a nightmare!

Livia Llewellyn: Martian Girllivia_llewellyn on March 2nd, 2012 05:46 pm (UTC)
Somewhere in the universe, Lovecraft is screaming "I WARNED YOU!!!"
Sienamystic: jello horrorsienamystic on March 2nd, 2012 07:40 pm (UTC)
The lobster salad, it must be stopped.
Me.cremepuff on March 2nd, 2012 07:49 pm (UTC)
Oh lord, I almost barfed at the first one. YES YES YES for the contest, AWW HELL NAW otherwise!!!!
pikkewyntjiepikkewyntjie on March 2nd, 2012 08:08 pm (UTC)
As revolting and terrifying as the food is, the package is really cool!

I'll bet The Davis Gelatine Organisation sounds like a bigger deal than it actually was (is?).

Oh, and YES for sheer shock value and bonus points for the ad medium as well. You can call it "recipe book" all day, but if every other ingredient is a particular product, then it's definitely an ad!

Edited at 2012-03-02 08:10 pm (UTC)
Kentucky Fried Spazkyspaz on March 2nd, 2012 09:07 pm (UTC)
Look kids! It's Cthulu's cousin lobster relish! Now go outside and play.
luke_russellluke_russell on March 2nd, 2012 09:12 pm (UTC)

Wasn't The Davis Gelatine Organisation up against the Man from U.N.C.L.E. back in the 60s?
roeskva: WTFroeskva on March 2nd, 2012 10:07 pm (UTC)
Yes - and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH *runs away screaming*
sukairasukaira on March 2nd, 2012 10:11 pm (UTC)
Yes. Also, jellied mayo sounds disgusting.
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Ejia Arath: D:ejia_arath03 on March 3rd, 2012 12:50 am (UTC)
It looks like something's intestine. D:
I joined the Rebel Alliance ironically: darth maul little ponymorwen_peredhil on March 2nd, 2012 11:40 pm (UTC)
Ejia Arathejia_arath03 on March 3rd, 2012 12:37 am (UTC)
This recipe book wouldn't actually be the Necronomicon, would it?
uptown girl: sydneydandyxr on March 3rd, 2012 01:03 am (UTC)
Okay so I found at least 4 or 5 things that I thought were probably the most disgusting recipes I'd ever seen, and this is worse than all of them. LOBSTER JELLO NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYY

but for the contest: yes
realpestilence: piglet yellrealpestilence on March 3rd, 2012 04:42 am (UTC)
Seriously, Mr Light, there's SO MUCH foulness going on here, I had to come back and take a second look to grasp it all. It's rather stunning...like a blow to the head.

~stares, mesmerized
Memnetmemnet on March 3rd, 2012 03:06 pm (UTC)

Hmmm, a jello lobster...or would it be a lobster jello? Ick.
Tempest in a Teapotinateapot on March 3rd, 2012 03:10 pm (UTC)
oh my, YES.
Neville Longbottom, sekrit badasschicklet_girl on March 3rd, 2012 09:46 pm (UTC)

Apparently the recipes were written by Stephen King?
KatieKatieBoBatie: pic#92434892imweirdlikethat on March 4th, 2012 08:03 pm (UTC)

That is a fish encased in jello in that second ad. Don't tell me it isn't.
Geek Queen: house facepalm1geek_queen on March 6th, 2012 05:19 am (UTC)
O_O *runs and hides*
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