Poorly named products FTW: Minikins! Slipmates! SUSPANTS!
Blue Swan, 1950
What's with the scary fingers, the body double and the sliced-down-the-middle font?? Is this a horror movie? No, it's a blouse, it's a slip, it's a who cares. But it comes in Dramatic Red, so points for that.
Meet Toothpick Tillie ("toothpickian"), Modelform Millie ("splendiferous"), and Buxom Billie (overly endowed) :D
In SUSPANTS (same B-Movie font)!