"Dear Future Pop Star," the note from Ed Sullivan said. "If you are reading this, I am dead and only you have the map to my treasure. It's hidden in a secret location, concealed in a Chesterfield box. Watch out for my heavily perfumed mistress who will surely try to steal the box from you. To find the box, you'll need this letter and some Czechoslovakian "outdoor flavor" sausages to feed to the creature.
Because guarding the Chesterfield box is something truly horrible - a giant, bloodthirsty....