02 July 2012 @ 07:27 pm
Badvertising 101  
1. Sell chocolates in a puddle of motor oil.  With a non-food color palette.


2. Completely ignore physics, space and reality.

Where are they?  Why aren't they on Earth?

3. Hire models with one thousand expressions.

"two eyes...a thousand expressions"  - it looks like a Botox ad.

4. Muzak.  Finally an ad that captures the excitement of Muzak!

And a mall.  In Tacoma.  WOWZA!

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franklanguagefranklanguage on July 3rd, 2012 03:09 am (UTC)
1. Black-and-white food always looks like shit, especially in a color ad.
Janejanenx01 on July 3rd, 2012 03:17 am (UTC)
OH my mother and I used to eat lunch at that Bon Marche. I always had chicken salad.
Singe Addamssingeaddams on July 3rd, 2012 01:52 pm (UTC)
I'm ALWAYS ready for television. (Sadly.) And I think nothing has ever captured the tedium and abrasiveness of Muzak better than that ad.
Pipbeetle_breath on July 3rd, 2012 03:51 pm (UTC)
I didn't know Muzak was actual thing!
Man Writing Slashwrite_light on July 3rd, 2012 04:00 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah - it's big business since 1934, and despite bankruptcy is still a strong music presence - they run many of the music-by-genre channels on cable/dish tv.
Kim, Meezer Queen and Equestrienne: nectar of lifemeezergal on July 4th, 2012 06:02 pm (UTC)
I find that television ad very creepy! *brr*
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