Badvertising 101

1. Sell chocolates in a puddle of motor oil.  With a non-food color palette.



2. Completely ignore physics, space and reality.


Where are they?  Why aren't they on Earth?



3. Hire models with one thousand expressions.


"two eyes...a thousand expressions"  - it looks like a Botox ad.



4. Muzak.  Finally an ad that captures the excitement of Muzak!


And a mall.  In Tacoma.  WOWZA!



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