"Flag that ship with our Jantzen"? Does that mean removing your swimsuit, attaching it to the mast, and coming back stark naked? Or possibly they're stranded on a desert island and have to wave at it with their swimsuits?
Maybe it's a good thing Petty didn't paint men much. The women look okay, but the men's faces look weird to me. I think the woman in the first ad is really pretty (if not a bit haughty), but the guy looks like he has a black eye. Maybe that's the idea. She has made it clear that no way is she taking off her Jantzen and if that means resorting to violence, so be it!
I agree. The mens' faces and heads in general just look odd. They also seem to have rather long legs.