Wow. 50s Ad people never thought these things through, did they? -_-

I think this ad answers the question of what happened to the Lindbergh baby. O_o
I'm having trouble breathing just looking at this! *gasping for air*
brings to memory those old "dead baby" jokes. ("What's blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggie." etc.)
Seriously, DuPont, you couldn't have wrapped up a poultry egg or some shit?!