Wow, she really looks like Betty Draper, except for the smile, which we don't see much of.
Real Don is more handsome, but the Betty imposter is really damn close! I think real Betty may even have those sunglasses.
I want to punch them both in the face. I like that comical font, though, so YES.
Flotation device given out on the plane in the event of a crash is my guess. Also useful for the beach - assuming you land in one piece. :D