Vintage ad after dark

I had to read the tiny print on this ad to figure out that this is apparently promoting some sort of sexy computer game.

How interesting! I've never seen anything like this. Definitely an idea before its time. Is it a story? Is it interactive?

Remember the old Adventureland games?

You are standing in a dark forest. You can see a castle in the east. There is a underwear clad women under a tree.

GO EAST

... Did I mention the half-naked chick?

GO EAST

Loser

You have reached the basement, in one corner is a goat and a bath, in the other is cup, what do you do now?

Go East...

That is not a valid move.

Go East...

That is not a valid move.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Programming with BBC Basic, using a word processer with just enough memory to write a 1000 word English essay *cries*
And then you're eaten by a Grue...


EDIT: Dangit, I was beaten to the Zork reference.


Edited at 2012-08-10 01:49 pm (UTC)
That poor Apple II, they've de-branded it!

I suppose even back then Apple wouldn't have been happy about their brand placed in a borderline porn ad, though. :)
It seems that rather than a game, this is a kind of instructional, telling you just what to do to make these "interludes" become real with your partner. I guess if you don't have a partner you can just fantasize too.