I wish I could look that glamorous and elegant whenever I got dressed up.
this......is where my ex MIL learned how to do her hair and makeup.

she STILL does her hair like this. makeup she does for special occasions, and it STILL looks like this when she does. (and the woman is the Hairspray Queen. uses more hairspray than should be legally allowed on any given day of the week!)
Top right's rather nice. Everything else: why? Why would anyone do that?
I guess this is where Jem and the Holograms got their inspiration for their makeup styles! LOL