Ha ha! I was thinking the same thing! The "gift" he uses to wake his wife up with isn't the clock!
Oh wow! Choices, choices... I'll have the Zenith, please. Or maybe the Pilco... or the Silvertone... or...
I'd like the Zenith, Philco, or the Dewald. Right now, please. My digital alarm clock just died. I bet that there are Zeniths still working.
My first clock radio looked like the second from the left on the top row.