12 November 2012 @ 06:07 pm
Good night moon!  
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pikkewyntjie: richard deaconpikkewyntjie on November 13th, 2012 04:46 am (UTC)
Not only would that require a lot of effort and planning, but that seems to be an expensive way to steal booze.
murakozi: flowersmurakozi on November 13th, 2012 07:26 pm (UTC)
Jacques: Zut alors! Have you seen the price of La Raphaelle at the bistro? We can never afford that!

Pierre: Fear not! I have a cunning plan! First, you go and purchase an aeroplane, I shall acquire some clothesline and...

Jacques: Mon Dieu! An aeroplane? Won't that cost even more? Why don't we just run up and hit a waiter over the head and take a bottle?

Pierre: Like a common thief? Where is the romance in that? It's like I don't even know you any more. What next? Will you have us abandon our bad Maurice Chevalier accents???
pikkewyntjie: vintage schmintagepikkewyntjie on November 14th, 2012 12:39 am (UTC)
Yeah, my plan of just shoplifting from the liquor store is so unimaginative.
murakozi: pornovisionmurakozi on November 14th, 2012 03:41 pm (UTC)
I imagine something along the lines of a madcap champagne theft caper in the style of The Great Race. Shoot, it could even star Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon.
Fionams: Temphoweverbrief on November 13th, 2012 05:32 am (UTC)
"Where's the champagne, Raoul?"
"A tiny man in an aeroplane pilfered it, madam."
"Third time this week! Raoul, how many times have I told you to shut the windows before bringing me champagne? Honestly, you can't find good help these days!"

Edited at 2012-11-13 05:34 am (UTC)
Ejia Arath: The ol' standby.ejia_arath03 on November 13th, 2012 08:45 am (UTC)
Airborne alcohol bandits! This could almost be a film poster.
luke_russell: pic#93957263luke_russell on November 14th, 2012 10:59 pm (UTC)

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