French Post Card Advertisment.

Yeah mushrooms -

"Do You Want Good Health?
Avoid mushrooms! The most dangerous is that known by the name: Black Forest Mushroom. While it is very pleasant to the taste it produces a swelling of the belly and shortly afterwards causes terrible pains in the region of the lower abdomen. Don't trust mushrooms!"
That would be great to use in a illustrated cookbook: "What Not To Eat -- And Why". [vbeg]
While it is very pleasant to the taste it produces a swelling of the belly and shortly afterwards causes terrible pains in the region of the lower abdomen

yeah, juuuuuust like a penis, Mom.
That's convenient. Just be careful of the ones you can buy in Amsterdam. Selling mushrooms is legal there if that's what you're into.