The people we bought our house from had seven. I'd bet a couple of the boys are friends visiting.
That just proves that H is also for 'Horny.'

Maybe that's why Dad looks so worn out on that chaise lounge. Poor Mom is stuck taking care of the kids by herself.
Sunday driver.
Did that driver just rear-end a chicken?
And need airing out, too, apparently. He's gotta get Mom pregnant again tonight so he needs the rest.
I like the way Mom & Dad are like "fuckit, it's cocktail time!" while Junior screams his head off and throws things at Big Sis
Some of those are such a stretch like "hurdle." Also, back when the phrase "not found in nature" didn't have a negative connotation.