The people we bought our house from had seven. I'd bet a couple of the boys are friends visiting.
That just proves that H is also for 'Horny.'

Maybe that's why Dad looks so worn out on that chaise lounge. Poor Mom is stuck taking care of the kids by herself.
Sunday driver.
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Did that driver just rear-end a chicken?
And need airing out, too, apparently. He's gotta get Mom pregnant again tonight so he needs the rest.
I like the way Mom & Dad are like "fuckit, it's cocktail time!" while Junior screams his head off and throws things at Big Sis
Some of those are such a stretch like "hurdle." Also, back when the phrase "not found in nature" didn't have a negative connotation.