Is the kid holding a gigantic one-eyed tadpole that is a euphemism for something? Maybe it's a discolored apple?
I don't know. Is the "teacher with student both only wearing underwear" a thing? I thankfully missed that memo.
Oh come on, that can't be real! Who the @#% thought this was a good idea?

I swear, some of these ads came from the crazy ad agency on Bewitched.