I'll repeat my comment on the last entry: for sheer horror!

Are those Mick Jagger's lips?
So this is what you do with the Alien egg after the facehugger has jumped out of it?
"Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my job. To freeze you. Protein, plankton..."
No coincidence the primary word is HELL. D:

And what did that poor cabbage ever do to you?
Well, you're right there. This isn't second-best. It's nowhere near "best", unless it also means "worst". Yes!
At first, I thought that red cabbage was crayfish. That would've broken my WTFometer.
I'd try it. However, I'd put the tunafish in an actual bowl instead of in a head of cabbage. I'd serve the cabbage on the side or something.

Wow. I'd like to see what could top this.

Actually, no, I don't.

Edited at 2013-08-03 01:39 am (UTC)
Um. Wait. Canned tuna AND green pepper AND mayo AND cabbage?

I d0 believe you have found the signature dish of my own personal hell.