01 August 2013 @ 09:07 am
CONTEST ENTRY: Regrettable Tunafish  
1. That, right there. THE RED AND PURPLE MONSTROSITY.
2. The Hellmann's, lurking in the back.  We see you.
3. The "fast motion" spoon, injecting its poison.
4. "Look what your imagination can do!" D: D: D: I know!

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bradygirl_12: clex (picnic)bradygirl_12 on August 1st, 2013 04:21 pm (UTC)
Yes!

I'll repeat my comment on the last entry: for sheer horror!

Are those Mick Jagger's lips?
vic_vega66: tank_girlvic_vega66 on August 1st, 2013 04:22 pm (UTC)
I wouldnt want to be in the same room as that thing let alone eat it *shudder*
murakozi: Ferdinand2murakozi on August 1st, 2013 04:35 pm (UTC)
So this is what you do with the Alien egg after the facehugger has jumped out of it?
vic_vega66: tank_girlvic_vega66 on August 1st, 2013 04:57 pm (UTC)
I read that whilst drinking my tea and nearly killed my keyboard...

+1
Man Writing Slash: animatedscreamwrite_light on August 1st, 2013 07:07 pm (UTC)
"Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my job. To freeze you. Protein, plankton..."
murakozi: toromurakozi on August 2nd, 2013 02:47 pm (UTC)
Box!

I seem to recall reading that that movie is/was being remade.
Man Writing Slashwrite_light on August 2nd, 2013 03:22 pm (UTC)
Omg you got the reference! You are correct, and I have to say it sounds good, although it may never again be as cheesy and Farrah Fawcetty. :(.

http://www.hitfix.com/news/bioshock-creator-ken-levine-to-pen-logans-run-remake-for-warner-bros

planet_x_zero: mayan timeplanet_x_zero on August 2nd, 2013 10:21 am (UTC)
My first thought.
Phil: building facegreatbearmd on August 1st, 2013 04:46 pm (UTC)
No coincidence the primary word is HELL. D:

And what did that poor cabbage ever do to you?
pikkewyntjie: permpikkewyntjie on August 1st, 2013 05:35 pm (UTC)
What did they do to that poor cabbage to get the red leaves that color?
Man Writing Slash: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:write_light on August 1st, 2013 07:10 pm (UTC)
Fed it with the blood of passing strangers, I'm guessing.
corridor7fcorridor7f on August 1st, 2013 05:58 pm (UTC)
Eat me, Seymour!
roeskva: WTFroeskva on August 1st, 2013 06:57 pm (UTC)
Yes.

*runs away screaming*
laurel_hardy: pic#100340917laurel_hardy on August 1st, 2013 07:32 pm (UTC)
Dumpster Dive Special
branwynn: Bran-Weirdbranwynn on August 1st, 2013 08:18 pm (UTC)
Isn't that an extra in The Little Shop of Horrors?
Cheesygirl: Candace pointingcheesygirl on August 1st, 2013 08:48 pm (UTC)
Yes!

Holy crap, that is one scary mutant cabbage.
noluck_boston: Astronoluck_boston on August 1st, 2013 09:49 pm (UTC)
yEs
Ejia Arath: ur flavr iz deelishusejia_arath03 on August 1st, 2013 11:38 pm (UTC)
Well, you're right there. This isn't second-best. It's nowhere near "best", unless it also means "worst". Yes!
Disco citizen: Sieur Wood de Stockteamrodent on August 2nd, 2013 12:00 am (UTC)
Just don't put any wurst near it! D:
My name is Freezer and my anti-drug is porn: Fucked Upfreezer on August 2nd, 2013 01:04 am (UTC)
At first, I thought that red cabbage was crayfish. That would've broken my WTFometer.
cactuswren: pic#54213111cactuswren on August 2nd, 2013 04:03 am (UTC)
Yes.

I think.

Oh my god. That looks ... anatomical.
John Holton: magikistjohn_holton on August 2nd, 2013 04:03 am (UTC)
Yes.
planet_x_zero: mayan timeplanet_x_zero on August 2nd, 2013 10:22 am (UTC)
The phrase, "be creative with tuna" was banned by the UN in 1980.
Geek Queen: billie piper1geek_queen on August 2nd, 2013 11:28 am (UTC)
I'd try it. However, I'd put the tunafish in an actual bowl instead of in a head of cabbage. I'd serve the cabbage on the side or something.
mellzie_1963: madmenmellzie_1963 on August 2nd, 2013 12:31 pm (UTC)
Geez, why not call this contest "Nightmare Fuel" and have done with it?!
mjspice: Thranduil Eyebrowsmjspice on August 2nd, 2013 06:08 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!
Catty Feminist: 2011jocelmeow on August 3rd, 2013 01:39 am (UTC)
Yes.

Wow. I'd like to see what could top this.

Actually, no, I don't.

Edited at 2013-08-03 01:39 am (UTC)
uptown girl: sydneydandyxr on August 3rd, 2013 04:02 am (UTC)
Um. Wait. Canned tuna AND green pepper AND mayo AND cabbage?

I d0 believe you have found the signature dish of my own personal hell.
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