01 August 2013 @ 09:37 am
CONTEST ENTRY: Regrettable Pea/Ham/God Knows What  
1. It's very important to have the last word in a salad-deviled ham whip!
3. What's that trimming? MIstletoe?
4. What you probably can't read are the last two ingredients:
French dressing and Bleu cheese sauce.  Which you combine. /o\

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Professor Booty: Walt Astrid Jeanflummoxicated on August 1st, 2013 04:57 pm (UTC)
You'll have the last word all right - no one will want to talk to you after you serve them that nasty stuff.
pikkewyntjie: permpikkewyntjie on August 1st, 2013 05:32 pm (UTC)
Last word? More like no words!
murakozi: pornovisionmurakozi on August 1st, 2013 05:39 pm (UTC)
Ugh. I know there's no jello involved, but it does look like something that would be encased in gelatin.
corridor7fcorridor7f on August 1st, 2013 06:53 pm (UTC)
What's the red bit made of? D:
Man Writing Slash: misha barfswrite_light on August 1st, 2013 07:11 pm (UTC)
Sure you want to know? :D

Deviled ham whipped with ketchup.
corridor7fcorridor7f on August 1st, 2013 07:37 pm (UTC)
Ugh! How vile.
laurel_hardy: pic#100340917laurel_hardy on August 1st, 2013 07:05 pm (UTC)
Oh Lord, my eyes!
Sid: Daniel thumbs upsidlj on August 1st, 2013 07:38 pm (UTC)
Who thinks up this kind of stuff? o_O

luke_russell: pic#93957263luke_russell on August 1st, 2013 10:18 pm (UTC)
Only canned asparagus is worse than canned peas.
laurel_hardy: pic#100340917laurel_hardy on August 1st, 2013 10:29 pm (UTC)
The limp and wilted garnish (could be spinach leaves, maybe?) along the edge is perfect accent for the assault on the senses this ad comprises.
Disco citizen: Gene Huntteamrodent on August 1st, 2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
My name is Freezer and my anti-drug is porn: Brain brokefreezer on August 2nd, 2013 01:06 am (UTC)

They actually made an aspic mold monstrosity without using aspic! *Cue Charlton Heston screaming*

Edited at 2013-08-02 01:07 am (UTC)
John Holton: magikistjohn_holton on August 2nd, 2013 04:01 am (UTC)
Ermahgerd! Garden Barfey Salad!
cactuswren: pic#54213111cactuswren on August 2nd, 2013 04:01 am (UTC)

How do you serve it?
Ejia Arath: D:ejia_arath03 on August 2nd, 2013 06:23 am (UTC)
Noooo! I mean yes! But still noooooo!
Geek Queen: house facepalm1geek_queen on August 2nd, 2013 11:29 am (UTC)

mellzie_1963: madmenmellzie_1963 on August 2nd, 2013 12:29 pm (UTC)
The alien green spheroids feasted royally on the flesh and brains of the conquered humans...
bradygirl_12: clex (picnic)bradygirl_12 on August 2nd, 2013 03:35 pm (UTC)
Yes. :)
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