17 August 2013 @ 07:13 am
For Dream Hands, Cream Your Hands  
Or so says an old Pacquin's ad.  Actually a lot of their ads say weird things.  Things like:  "There was about her a dainty grace, from her Milk-white Hands to her elfin face."
The way of love was thus ... with hands delicious."  You know where that's from?  A SONG. A short, and imho not terribly wonderful song by Rupert Brooke.
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cactuswren: pic#54213111cactuswren on August 17th, 2013 06:30 pm (UTC)
Okay, I am officially a Terrible Horrible Person, because this was my first thought on seeing that second ad:

Man Writing Slash: flickering light suit porn SPN manipwrite_light on August 17th, 2013 07:14 pm (UTC)
That's the ad, basically. XD
John Holton: magikistjohn_holton on August 18th, 2013 02:07 am (UTC)
Tom Lehrer is hilarious!
A Goat with a Warning: hwaet ye foqquemeleth on August 19th, 2013 02:28 am (UTC)
Me too!
cristinashortsweetcynic on August 18th, 2013 12:20 am (UTC)
okay, we REALLY need a "creepy hands" tag.
Geek Queen: csi ny danny magnify1geek_queen on August 18th, 2013 09:08 am (UTC)
The man in the second ad reminds me of James Dean a bit.
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