[okay this is just awful, so bear with me]
Narrator: "Now her conscience speaks up."
"The bathrobes - not soft enough."
"But I -"
"The whole wash could be whiter too."
"But I wash so carefully!"
"It's not enough. You must use Lenor."
Narrator: Exactly. Lenor belongs in last rinse cycle.
"WHIIIIITE!!! Like never before."
Children giggle madly.
"Now march! Off to bed."
Narrator: Now she has a good conscience.
"Everyone loves you so."