LENOR (German TV ad), 1970



[okay this is just awful, so bear with me]

Narrator: "Now her conscience speaks up."

"The bathrobes - not soft enough."

"But I -"

"The whole wash could be whiter too."

"But I wash so carefully!"

"It's not enough.  You must use Lenor."

Narrator: Exactly.  Lenor belongs in last rinse cycle.

"WHIIIIITE!!!  Like never before."

Children giggle madly.

"Now march!  Off to bed."

Narrator: Now she has a good conscience.

"Everyone loves you so."


UGHHHHHHH