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OK, inspired by that DEVO ad I'm gonna keep the nerd train rollin'.

She looks exactly like all the gamers I know.
Me too! Why, I remember those nights way back in the day, playing D&D with a half dozen sexy women in snug leopard skin underwear. We'd spend hours slaying gelatinous cubes and orcs...

Then I'd wake up and realize I needed to clean the sheets.

I really should dig my old Monster Manual out of the closet.