I want all those records
and not because of the music, but the pictures <3
I would have been at LEAST that pumped about a tiny working record player (what am I saying, would?)

At least until I realized that all the songs were bad, and the sound was completely shitty...

It looks like the kind of excitement that leads to violence, in my interpretation! Seriously, there's something a bit scary about it. :/
...or a trip to the nearest Sanitarium, where the nice people in white will "make it all better."
I bet the androgynous little girl will enjoy the Polka music record.
How cool! I have a 1" punk record that I've never been able to play. I wonder if this would be able to.