God, what an amazing ad. That's the biggest quote balloon ever. And the marriage and promotion get saved by a talking bird.
My suspicion is that he didn't get his promotion because he talks to flightless birds from New Zealand.
My father sucked at doing a damn thing around the house, but he did actually shine his own shoes and he did use (as do I now), kiwi polish. lol. A real trip to see this ad.
If a talking bird flew into my house and started talking shit about my shoes I think I would die from shame. :(
I can't believe this. Clearly this is all her fault for not polishing his shoes for him. Tsk....

(j/k)