Please tell me this is a real ad so I can feel better about the world today.
Big Dick for tree-fiddy? Not even Amazon can give you a discount like that.
23 inches? Big Dick is certainly big.

I really should get my mind out of the gutter but it's too difficult to with this ad. x3
Oh hello.

I have a hard time imagining "thirty-six bullet-shaped wooden slugs" are completely "harmless" though. Jeez.
he's a little small to care now, but when he grows up he will be very grateful!!!