December 23rd, 2013

Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas?

Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out! I want a
Daisy B-B Gun Oct 1973 Boys Life

No. You'll shoot your eye out.

Oh no! It was a classic mother, BB-gun block. "You'll shoot your eye out!" That deadly phrase honored many times by hundreds of mothers was not surmountable by any means known to Kid-dom, but such as my mania, my desire for a Red Ryder carbine, that I immediately began to rebuild the dike.

Heh, I was just kidding, even though Schwartz is getting one. I guess I'd just like some

Tinkertoys WM Nov 93
I couldn't believe my own ears. Tinkertoys? She'd never buy it.

If this post has not made any sense, you obviously haven't seen this:

[Is that John O'Hurley doing the VO?]