So how much damage DOES "2700 mache units" do?

Wonder where the "Rayodes" are now...
Mache units = 1 ME = 3.64 Eman = 3.64×10-10 Ci/L = 13.4545 Bq/L.

So 2700 units in two quarts (I'm assuming US quarts here) is 2700 units in a Litre, which is 36300 Bq. Taken internally, over a long period of time, can't be a good thing.
Actually, it'd be such a ridiculously small amount of radiation ingested, it would hardly make a difference. Eating one banana will give you 3520 picocuries of radiation, while this ridiculous concoction is a tiny fraction of even that.
Actually, it'd be such a ridiculously small amount of radiation ingested, it would hardly make a difference. Eating one banana will give you 3520 picocuries of radiation, while this ridiculous concoction is a tiny fraction of even that.
My husband has gout. I don't think I'll be suggesting this to him.
Yes!
.... And as a bonus, you get to glow in the dark!

(Any idea when this was published, btw?)
YES
And it does wonders for the eyesight too; you'll be able to see at night by your own gentle green glow.
YES
I used to get periodical headaches, until I stopped reading magazines.
"The Rayode will last a lifetime."

Not a hard claim to keep if your product is radioactive.
I wonder where all the radioactive "medical" gadgets ended up. To a landfill? People's attics?
In a way, it's no crazier than the man who turned blue taking colloidal silver he compounded himself from wire. Except this is, of course, radioactive. Crazy people will always be with us.