Yeah. Or you'll be making that 'docile as a doe' face with two black eyes.

Abusive guy: Hey, dinner! Great! Let's put off the abusive payback for the car until later while we eat in silence and I make that scrunched-up scowl-smile you love. Hey, wait a sec. THESE ARE ARNASON SPOONS! Jesus CHRIST! Can't you do ANYTHING right?! (Flies across table. Marital carnage ensues.)

Edited at 2011-02-12 02:21 am (UTC)
Marital carnage ensues.... followed by Harakiri (*coughcorrectspellingcough*). Because it's obviously the most natural thing in the world.