Oh, but we should at least get to pick the winner. I think an honorary award should go to the Jester.
It's a mystery even Google can't seem to solve. My best guess is any sort of creamy dressing.
"Rosebud frozen peas...Filled with country goodness and green peaness...that's terrible, I quit!"
Astounding ability, those mid-century advertisers, to make even a humble vegetable salad look completely unappetizing. A+.
"First, you need peas as tender as spring. Unfortunately, all we've got are these canned things."