Oh hey I think I've seen one of those (with less leather) on an infomercial recently.

The more things change, the more they stay the same?
Scientific process goes out for a drink?
So, if your glands are smaller, fewer germs go in?
With the skillful use of the cords, you can make yourself appear to have facial expressions, and even to "talk" to your friends. Hours of fun for the Botox-impaired!
those tags are fine....there's also i think quackery, wtf or wth ---both, your choice, what? or others like that :)
O_O That wouldn't help my chin any, but it would definitely give me a headache.