Oh dear G-d that first one. It even has legs to crawl at me with. Make it die.
Your finest find.

Not only for the lobster claws that make it mobile, but also for its multi-eyed minions surrounding it, with the unhatched olive eggs ready to be embedded into victims.
Ogross. This reminds me of something out of a nightmare!

Oh lord, I almost barfed at the first one. YES YES YES for the contest, AWW HELL NAW otherwise!!!!
As revolting and terrifying as the food is, the package is really cool!

I'll bet The Davis Gelatine Organisation sounds like a bigger deal than it actually was (is?).

Oh, and YES for sheer shock value and bonus points for the ad medium as well. You can call it "recipe book" all day, but if every other ingredient is a particular product, then it's definitely an ad!

Edited at 2012-03-02 08:10 pm (UTC)
Look kids! It's Cthulu's cousin lobster relish! Now go outside and play.

Wasn't The Davis Gelatine Organisation up against the Man from U.N.C.L.E. back in the 60s?
Yes - and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH *runs away screaming*
Okay so I found at least 4 or 5 things that I thought were probably the most disgusting recipes I'd ever seen, and this is worse than all of them. LOBSTER JELLO NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYY

but for the contest: yes
Seriously, Mr Light, there's SO MUCH foulness going on here, I had to come back and take a second look to grasp it all. It's rather a blow to the head.

~stares, mesmerized

Hmmm, a jello lobster...or would it be a lobster jello? Ick.