I, for one, never sniff anyone's klompen kloggen until at least the third date. . . and sometimes not even then.
I had to read that three times on the first ad. It's not just me, right? That doesn't make sense.
I think that's exactly it - "We're so sorry you'll get a bit less for the money, but it has Magic Powers over Wimminfolk, so you come out ahead!"
Rodney Dangerfield couldn't get anyone at the party to sniff his Klompen Kloggen while his wife was showing everyone her Klimt.
That name seems like a ridiculous attempt at Dutch.
Klompen is Dutch for clogs, and Kloggen doesn't mean anything as fas as I know...