"You're horrible at snatching the pebble ... and not too great at vice versa."
Thermostat-jigglers. I love it when couples have cute little code names for their kinky sex things, but why limit it to winter? Maybe it involves going out in the snow.

Also, is she holding another ad from the series? How meta!
It's gettin so a man can't even jiggle his thermostat in his own home.