I love how concerned they were with food digestibility in the 1940s. "Velveeta - it's digestible!"

That hot dog looks like an alien's spine.

Fruit cocktail & meatloaf? NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

I can't sign on for ham frosted with cream cheese.
There must have been a SERIOUS digestibility problem back then. I can visualize everyone going around with stomach aches, gas...and worse.

As for smoked ham and cream cheese, it works! One of my favorites on an onion bagel!
Ah, okay - that would work. And I like salmon and cream cheese, so rock on with your bad self, frosted ham!