Re: 3#, Okay kids, Grandma left her dentures in the oven for the umpteenth time, so it's what's for dinner!

As for the meatloaf, take the fruit out of it, fill the crater, perhaps top with a couple pineapple slices, and have the grapefruit/orange bowls for dessert.

Frosted ham? Nein. The glazed version on the bottom of the page, das ist gut.

The top concoction can be altered a bit with better ingredients, perhaps make them into mini BLT appetizers.