The Darker Side of Dishes

In case you aren't familiar with THIS PINTEREST PAGE, (Disgusting Recipes), you need to be.  Be careful, though, it is bottomless (both in figurative horror and seriously, I've scrolled down for about 20 minutes and still haven't found the end of it).  LET THAT BE YOUR WARNING.

TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA!
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** icon request the next time we have an icon day, please? :D
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Bon Appetit!  You'll be charmed!  They're "dainty".  Just be sure to use the GOOD suet.
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Did you know that I had a dream that I found an entire faded, yellowing magazine full of terrible recipies like this, and my first thought was "Ooh, now I have food to post at vintage_ads"?

These goddamned things are seeping into my subconscious.

I'm snickering at the "Bachelor's mayonnaise" though. I guess "confirmed bachelors" really like thick, creamy mayonnaise, huh? Although come to think of it, Kraft (not miracle whip, mind) is my favorite kind of commercial mayonnaise. Hmmmmm.

Edited at 2013-08-21 07:03 pm (UTC)