The Darker Side of Dishes

In case you aren't familiar with THIS PINTEREST PAGE, (Disgusting Recipes), you need to be.  Be careful, though, it is bottomless (both in figurative horror and seriously, I've scrolled down for about 20 minutes and still haven't found the end of it).  LET THAT BE YOUR WARNING.

TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA!
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** icon request the next time we have an icon day, please? :D
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Bon Appetit!  You'll be charmed!  They're "dainty".  Just be sure to use the GOOD suet.
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1. Okay, the...things at the bottom look like they could move under their own power; 2. The Cheerios thing does sound good? 3. Prune whip is actually a thing? 4. I know what scones are, but WHAT is in that pie?! 5. If you are doing fondue (in the mayo jello mold pic), *why* do you need to add mayo jello? Isn't the cheesy joy enough?
...I want to poke the things at the bottom and see if they move on their own^^